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Balloon Demotivational Poster

STRESS - Some people just can't handle it

TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


TAGS: lost love 99redballoons
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sean - October 9, 2011, 5:06 pm
Hey thanks, Airman, thanks for the balloon. But what about the other 98? Hmmmm? You know?! The one's you used to start a global thermal nuclear war?!? Killing, oh I don't know, let's say billions of people. Sheesh.
rerun - October 5, 2011, 7:34 pm

gas - October 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
and everyonce in a while I think about her smile, one of the few things I do miss... but I'm going on

CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!

10/15/09 NEVER FORGET -

TAGS: balloon boy hoax memorial
Rating: 3.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 5:15 pm
Wow, it's 5ad that I remember this day vividly.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:26 pm
Paris Hilton day was yesterday!

99 RED BALLOONS - I really don't know the song but i do remember it had a catchy tune.

TAGS: balloons day
Rating: 2.13/5

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Bob D. Sailor - October 14, 2009, 1:19 am
German. English. My lack of caring for what ever language it was originally sung in is astounding. Like the poster says I just like the tune that goes with it.
Sean - October 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
And Nena's underarm hair is cosmic.
Sean - October 13, 2009, 11:39 pm
Oh for chissakes, the original video is on Youtube. I'm listening to it right now.
gil - October 13, 2009, 11:17 pm
it was originally released in German as 99 Luftbaloons. Mid 80's
Pacifist - October 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
It's a song about trigger happy bastards that perceived every movement as a threat ultimately leading countries to war!

HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time

TAGS: h** air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.

HOAX - Yet another one the media are falling over themselves to report.


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

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Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
5 frostbite bruises.

AAAAHHHHHH - Big green balloon getting closerrrr...

FATHER SHECKY MCGIGGLES - sadly bid the monastery farewell, and set out to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a birthday party clown. His act has been met with mixed reviews.

TAGS: balloon cricifix
Rating: 4.59/5

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SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:22 pm
3L. The picture had so much potential but the caption didn't live up to it. Still a decent submission.

RICHARD BRANSON - His new diet is designed to help you feel full without having to skimp on your meal.



TAGS: water balloons
Rating: 4.69/5

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Airman - February 28, 2012, 12:20 pm
just saw this.. LOL. Some are just big jello sh**s


TAGS: balloons
Rating: 3.9/5

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erock - February 8, 2010, 11:20 am
5L, the twisting "roids" made me lol
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:25 am
5. And I bet he smells vaguely like the last batch of bacon ever fried up by Kafka.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:07 am
Gacyesque in it's unrelenting irredeemable angst. But I mean that in the nicest possible way. And no, I don't wanna go down to the basement.

SORRY FELIX - Todays attempt blew away.

UP UP AND AWAY - In my beautiful, my beautiful Balloooon

TAGS: balloon day
Rating: 2.87/5

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LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
I've always preferred the original recipe myself......but extra crispy is OK.
Fatt Matt - October 14, 2009, 2:14 pm
MO - October 14, 2009, 2:06 pm
Were they h**? Oh, yeah. I guess they were....
WTF - October 14, 2009, 1:56 pm
Two women were trapped in the basket and died.

DREAMS - When you realize can't reach or achieve your own, ruin someone else's.

TAGS: fail owned balloon dart
Rating: 3/5

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Jmac0585 - May 3, 2011, 9:36 am
How bout we make a few posters, and realize how easy it is to make a mistake before we criticize someone else.
red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:22 pm
SENTENCE STRUCTURE - when you realize can't use hang yourself EMO.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
Please...don't burst my bubble.
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:12 pm
One of many...
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
Sounds like conservative recruitment!


Google Maps -

Helium -

TAGS: balloon
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - October 14, 2014, 12:40 pm
Well 5l dammit...wish these comments had audio. Got a helium balloon with your name on it and you how I get the helium out right...teehee.
ughomer - October 14, 2014, 11:33 am
U R 2 Kind, G-O!
GaryO - October 14, 2014, 8:36 am
Love this. Good'n huggomer
ughomer - October 14, 2014, 6:45 am
Thx Canna.
Cannabal - October 13, 2014, 10:11 pm
More like Hugmeum.

SUMMERTIME IS NEIGH - In a world of psychotic paranoia, show your child you love them. Give them a water grenade.

Rabbits -



TAGS: work job unemployed balloon resignation
Rating: 4/5

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Feasibly - March 10, 2011, 11:18 pm

WEATHER REPORT - Warm and clear with a slight chance of milk!


TAGS: 99 red balloons equals nuclear armageddon
Rating: 3.33/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:31 am
That is awesome. I'm glad somebody else appreciates the taggery arts.
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:33 pm
aahhhh.. got it
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:29 pm
In the tag line, Pirate, not the text body!
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sorry dude, it's the Fifth Dimension.. not Nena.. which is actually better
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
Working 99 luftballons from Nena in the tagline gets at least 5 bonus L. That's an 11 L poster.

AIR TRAVEL - You name your son Falcon And you expect him NOT to try and fly?

TAGS: air travel day balloon boy
Rating: 3.27/5

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GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 8:34 pm


TAGS: mob balloon collections
Rating: 3.05/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 1:13 am
i think they call it "ramen" in the states.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:10 am
It's soup, but it sounds like Japanese p***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:09 am
Isn't city pigeon better than expired Ichiban?
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 1:08 am
I liked Goodfeathers.
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 1:06 am
I would never eat a "city" pigeon. You should be proud of yourself Sean (he said in a moment of uncharacteristic sincerity)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:05 am
I'm not falling for that one again. The last guy that told me he wasn't Sean touched me in my swimsuit area.
NotSean - July 11, 2009, 1:01 am
No you didn't. I think he bested you all quite nicely, eh- I mean hey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:58 am
I really struck a nerve with Sean there.Eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:58 am
I know you guys don't actually know TTH but he would seriously have eaten the pigeon. Dudes f***ed up.
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:53 am
mmmmmmm squab on a bed of rice with b***ered carrots!
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:53 am
p.s.: you bastard! *snickers*
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:52 am
Of course not, Mooooooooooooooooooo. I would have helped him that much sooner so as to prove to everyone that I am not a racist. Dammit.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:51 am
By "all-white" I meant that if he was in bad shape otherwise, it would have been quite obvious. NOTHING else. I swear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:50 am
so if the pigeon was black you would have let him die?
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:48 am
If they can fix him up, we can go get him an release him back into the wilds that is my backyard. I am optimistic because he is all white and otherwise looked like he is ok. Well, anyway, that's hopin' for ya.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:46 am
A bird hit my office window today....I killed it with a shovel. But your way is OK too.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:45 am
I actually did a good deed for a pigeon in need today. It involved catching him (assuming he's a dude) and driving an hour to a wildlife animal clinic so that they could, hopefully, fix him up. His right leg is either broken or infected ...
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:35 am
I have no idea what that means. I remembered it from the cheech and chong "sister mary elephant" sketch.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:23 am
Mook me will ya? I'll hit youz so hard, the paint on your mother's car will peel.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:23 am
Make mine a pepperoni, sausage and muchroom, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:22 am
o feeli mi boni beli, dominus fobiscu, ormes selles allis dominoes.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:19 am
Eh! Who you callin' a mook? Mook.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:03 am
Dormendo con i piccioni... it has a swing to it, no? Wha, you no like-a da fukkin language, ya mook?
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:02 am
Never did catch on, but it sounds much nicer in italian.


TAGS: ballooning
Rating: 2.96/5

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Jmac0585 - July 11, 2009, 1:55 am
Sean strikes again!
Sean - July 10, 2009, 9:58 pm
Just you try it, aggy-dude ... and you'll be "sleeping with the pigeons". I think that's how that goes ....
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
This is great enough to copy, save and re-post in November. Right here.
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 10:02 pm



CONFUCIUS SAY - Virgin like balloon. One little prick, and pop!

FALCON - He's not the only one hiding in his garage !!

RECIPROCITY - Now FALCON my man, I'm sure you can appreciate the disruption this HOAX has caused. Now I offer a Protection Plan

TAGS: bully extortion falcon balloon boy hoax
Rating: 1.5/5

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MrRandom - May 3, 2010, 5:04 am
Check the dates before you post. The site had lesser restrictions at one point.
nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:01 am
pixels... but still passed

Popped -

TAGS: balloon water pin
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:38 am
The symbol fairy wreaked havoc on p h o t o ? REALLY? Silly fairy!!! LOL!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:36 am
They are truly cool! 1961 is an excellent vintage by the way!
steve1961 - December 5, 2014, 12:27 am
You should check out the Slow Motion Guys then.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:44 pm
That is a truly cool ph**o! I wonder how many takes? Love it ! Thanks for sharing it Edge!