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Balloon Demotivational Poster


STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm, #15574
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm, #148819
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm, #148818
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


I THINK OF YOU - AND LET IT GO


TAGS: lost love 99redballoons
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sean - October 9, 2011, 5:06 pm, #224859
Hey thanks, Airman, thanks for the balloon. But what about the other 98? Hmmmm? You know?! The one's you used to start a global thermal nuclear war?!? Killing, oh I don't know, let's say billions of people. Sheesh.
rerun - October 5, 2011, 7:34 pm, #224769

Beautiful
gas - October 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #224764
and everyonce in a while I think about her smile, one of the few things I do miss... but I'm going on


CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!




10/15/09 NEVER FORGET -


TAGS: balloon boy hoax memorial
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by sickartist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 5:15 pm, #257594
Wow, it's 5ad that I remember this day vividly.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:26 pm, #146990
Paris Hilton day was yesterday!


99 RED BALLOONS - I really don't know the song but i do remember it had a catchy tune.


TAGS: balloons day
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

Bob D. Sailor - October 14, 2009, 1:19 am, #126692
German. English. My lack of caring for what ever language it was originally sung in is astounding. Like the poster says I just like the tune that goes with it.
Sean - October 13, 2009, 11:42 pm, #126655
And Nena's underarm hair is cosmic.
Sean - October 13, 2009, 11:39 pm, #126654
Oh for chissakes, the original video is on Youtube. I'm listening to it right now.
gil - October 13, 2009, 11:17 pm, #126651
it was originally released in German as 99 Luftbaloons. Mid 80's
Pacifist - October 13, 2009, 11:09 pm, #126650
It's a song about trigger happy bastards that perceived every movement as a threat ultimately leading countries to war!


HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time


TAGS: h** air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am, #69695
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm, #33155
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


HOAX - Yet another one the media are falling over themselves to report.




SUMMER -


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm, #235757
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am, #235603
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm, #235597
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm, #235596
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm, #235566
5 frostbite bruises.


AAAAHHHHHH - Big green balloon getting closerrrr...




FATHER SHECKY MCGIGGLES - sadly bid the monastery farewell, and set out to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a birthday party clown. His act has been met with mixed reviews.


TAGS: balloon cricifix
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by BarklessDog

SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:22 pm, #233151
3L. The picture had so much potential but the caption didn't live up to it. Still a decent submission.


RICHARD BRANSON - His new diet is designed to help you feel full without having to skimp on your meal.




RUSSIAN ROULLETTE - For Wimps




AIRMAN -


TAGS: water balloons
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - February 28, 2012, 12:20 pm, #230287
just saw this.. LOL. Some are just big jello sh**s


CHEEZY -


TAGS: balloons
Rating: 3.9/5

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erock - February 8, 2010, 11:20 am, #156728
5L, the twisting "roids" made me lol
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:25 am, #127389
5. And I bet he smells vaguely like the last batch of bacon ever fried up by Kafka.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:07 am, #127380
Gacyesque in it's unrelenting irredeemable angst. But I mean that in the nicest possible way. And no, I don't wanna go down to the basement.


SORRY FELIX - Todays attempt blew away.




UP UP AND AWAY - In my beautiful, my beautiful Balloooon


TAGS: balloon day
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:21 am, #126913
MO FTW!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:20 pm, #126807
I've always preferred the original recipe myself......but extra crispy is OK.
Fatt Matt - October 14, 2009, 2:14 pm, #126771
ZINGGG!!
MO - October 14, 2009, 2:06 pm, #126768
Were they h**? Oh, yeah. I guess they were....
WTF - October 14, 2009, 1:56 pm, #126767
Two women were trapped in the basket and died.


DREAMS - When you realize can't reach or achieve your own, ruin someone else's.


TAGS: fail owned balloon dart
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - May 3, 2011, 9:36 am, #217954
How bout we make a few posters, and realize how easy it is to make a mistake before we criticize someone else.
red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:22 pm, #217924
SENTENCE STRUCTURE - when you realize can't use hang yourself EMO.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:14 pm, #94196
Please...don't burst my bubble.
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:12 pm, #94195
One of many...
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:48 pm, #94179
Sounds like conservative recruitment!


HERE IT IS -




Google Maps -




Helium -


TAGS: balloon
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - October 14, 2014, 12:40 pm, #257054
Well 5l dammit...wish these comments had audio. Got a helium balloon with your name on it and you how I get the helium out right...teehee.
ughomer - October 14, 2014, 11:33 am, #257048
U R 2 Kind, G-O!
GaryO - October 14, 2014, 8:36 am, #257047
Love this. Good'n huggomer
ughomer - October 14, 2014, 6:45 am, #257045
Thx Canna.
Cannabal - October 13, 2014, 10:11 pm, #257043
More like Hugmeum.


SUMMERTIME IS NEIGH - In a world of psychotic paranoia, show your child you love them. Give them a water grenade.




Rabbits -




TAINTED WITH THE BLOOD... -




VOCATIONAL CHOICE -


TAGS: work job unemployed balloon resignation
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pointer

Feasibly - March 10, 2011, 11:18 pm, #214010
LOL


WEATHER REPORT - Warm and clear with a slight chance of milk!




MAJESTY -


TAGS: 99 red balloons equals nuclear armageddon
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:31 am, #78111
That is awesome. I'm glad somebody else appreciates the taggery arts.
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:33 pm, #78079
aahhhh.. got it
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:29 pm, #78077
In the tag line, Pirate, not the text body!
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:19 pm, #78073
Sorry dude, it's the Fifth Dimension.. not Nena.. which is actually better
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:15 pm, #78072
Working 99 luftballons from Nena in the tagline gets at least 5 bonus L. That's an 11 L poster.


AIR TRAVEL - You name your son Falcon And you expect him NOT to try and fly?


TAGS: air travel day balloon boy
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 8:34 pm, #139914
touche'


SLEEPING WITH THE PIGEONS -


TAGS: mob balloon collections
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 1:13 am, #94881
i think they call it "ramen" in the states.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:10 am, #94880
It's soup, but it sounds like Japanese p***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:09 am, #94879
Isn't city pigeon better than expired Ichiban?
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 1:08 am, #94878
I liked Goodfeathers.
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 1:06 am, #94877
I would never eat a "city" pigeon. You should be proud of yourself Sean (he said in a moment of uncharacteristic sincerity)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 1:05 am, #94876
I'm not falling for that one again. The last guy that told me he wasn't Sean touched me in my swimsuit area.
NotSean - July 11, 2009, 1:01 am, #94875
No you didn't. I think he bested you all quite nicely, eh- I mean hey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:58 am, #94874
I really struck a nerve with Sean there.Eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:58 am, #94873
I know you guys don't actually know TTH but he would seriously have eaten the pigeon. Dudes f***ed up.
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:53 am, #94872
mmmmmmm squab on a bed of rice with b***ered carrots!
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:53 am, #94871
p.s.: you bastard! *snickers*
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:52 am, #94870
Of course not, Mooooooooooooooooooo. I would have helped him that much sooner so as to prove to everyone that I am not a racist. Dammit.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:51 am, #94869
By "all-white" I meant that if he was in bad shape otherwise, it would have been quite obvious. NOTHING else. I swear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:50 am, #94868
so if the pigeon was black you would have let him die?
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:48 am, #94867
If they can fix him up, we can go get him an release him back into the wilds that is my backyard. I am optimistic because he is all white and otherwise looked like he is ok. Well, anyway, that's hopin' for ya.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:46 am, #94866
A bird hit my office window today....I killed it with a shovel. But your way is OK too.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:45 am, #94865
I actually did a good deed for a pigeon in need today. It involved catching him (assuming he's a dude) and driving an hour to a wildlife animal clinic so that they could, hopefully, fix him up. His right leg is either broken or infected ...
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:35 am, #94855
I have no idea what that means. I remembered it from the cheech and chong "sister mary elephant" sketch.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:23 am, #94852
Mook me will ya? I'll hit youz so hard, the paint on your mother's car will peel.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:23 am, #94851
Make mine a pepperoni, sausage and muchroom, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - July 11, 2009, 12:22 am, #94850
o feeli mi boni beli, dominus fobiscu, ormes selles allis dominoes.
Sean - July 11, 2009, 12:19 am, #94849
Eh! Who you callin' a mook? Mook.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:03 am, #94833
Dormendo con i piccioni... it has a swing to it, no? Wha, you no like-a da fukkin language, ya mook?
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 12:02 am, #94830
Never did catch on, but it sounds much nicer in italian.


HORSING AROUND -


TAGS: ballooning
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Sean

Jmac0585 - July 11, 2009, 1:55 am, #94901
Sean strikes again!
Sean - July 10, 2009, 9:58 pm, #94782
Just you try it, aggy-dude ... and you'll be "sleeping with the pigeons". I think that's how that goes ....
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:29 pm, #94644
This is great enough to copy, save and re-post in November. Right here.
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 10:02 pm, #94630
Yes!


BALLOONS -




DELIRIUM -




CONFUCIUS SAY - Virgin like balloon. One little prick, and pop!




FALCON - He's not the only one hiding in his garage !!




RECIPROCITY - Now FALCON my man, I'm sure you can appreciate the disruption this HOAX has caused. Now I offer a Protection Plan


TAGS: bully extortion falcon balloon boy hoax
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

MrRandom - May 3, 2010, 5:04 am, #174487
Check the dates before you post. The site had lesser restrictions at one point.
nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:01 am, #174485
pixels... but still passed


Popped -


TAGS: balloon water pin
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:38 am, #258520
The symbol fairy wreaked havoc on p h o t o ? REALLY? Silly fairy!!! LOL!
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:36 am, #258519
They are truly cool! 1961 is an excellent vintage by the way!
steve1961 - December 5, 2014, 12:27 am, #258517
You should check out the Slow Motion Guys then.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:44 pm, #258509
That is a truly cool ph**o! I wonder how many takes? Love it ! Thanks for sharing it Edge!


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